JokeI heard this today, and it made me laugh. And I'm including it here on the just-about-defensible grounds that good writers take pleasure in words, and the funny things they get up to . . .
Man walks into an Indian restaurant. Orders chicken tarka. Waiter mystified. Man explains, it's like chicken tikka . . . but 'otter.
No? OK, I'll make sure the next post is stony-faced serious.